The Cryptid
Collectors'
Series
No two courts. No two legends.
Hand-crafted wood-carved aesthetic on tournament-grade carbon fiber. Every paddle tells a legend. Kickstarter launches June 3 — founding backers get the best price these will ever be.
The Cryptid
Collectors'
Series.
Every legend. Every creature. Every myth. Carved in wood. Printed on carbon fiber. Built to dominate the court and the conversation.
Built for
Legends.
UV printing with matte texture coating replicates the depth and shadow of hand-carved walnut on tournament-grade carbon fiber. Nobody in pickleball is doing this.
16mm polypropylene honeycomb core with carbon fiber face. Maximum pop, precision dinking, and touch. USAPA approved. Art on the outside, weapon on the inside.
Bigfoot. The Kraken. Mothman. Loch Ness. Chupacabra. Every cryptid has a fanbase. Every fanbase needs a paddle. The first paddle line built for all of them.
Every paddle is limited to founding backer quantities. Once they're gone, they're gone. This isn't just a paddle — it's a collectible. People will frame these.
Back the Launch.
Founding backer prices disappear on June 3. These are the best prices these paddles will ever be.
- 1 Galaxy Abduction patch
- Digital wallpaper pack
- Founding Supporter badge
- Early access to future drops
- 1 Cryptid Paddle — your choice
- 2 exclusive backer patches
- Paddle sleeve + carry bag
- Founding Supporter status
- Name in the Squach origin story
- 2 paddles — your choice of cryptids
- Full founding patch collection (all 4)
- Exclusive Squach Squad hoodie
- Lifetime 20% discount
- Video call with the founder
Meet the Legends.
Every cryptid has a story. Every story lives on a paddle. The SquachAcers universe is just getting started.
The original. Wandering the cosmos leaving footprints across galaxies.
FlagshipForest. Moon. Silver eyes. Bigfoot's otherworldly neighbor.
CollectorDeep sea. Ship-wrecker. Carved in walnut. EST. 1872.
LimitedScottish castle. Ancient loch. The most famous mystery in the world.
FoundingPoint Pleasant. Red eyes. Wings in the dark. EST. 1966.
RareDesert hunter. Southwest legend. The goat-eater. EST. 1905.
SouthwestStars form the silhouette. Bigfoot written in the sky.
CosmosHumans becoming Squatch. The most viral paddle ever made.
OriginBe First.
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Founding Squad gets 24-hour early access before the public. Lock in the best price these paddles will ever be.